BEHIND A LADY

I swear I saw her naked shaking her shankus
following bob marley's reggae tune like the sanku
so I accidentally swallowed my ball of banku
and now I've ended up at korle bu

this nurse by me is from chorkor
she never injects b)k))
he middle name is korkor
and she's left me with one p)mp)

so I shouted for the doctor
but he's accused me of following her daughter
and he says till I bring my father
i'll surely cry and suffer

so I left the hospital
limping like a cripple
yet the security man was chasing me with my bill
although I bought no pill

oh if only I've listened to Job
although i dont want to be a Pope
i'm sure I would have been satisfied with my food
and not have ended up in this wretched mood
T-DZANIE!

WONDERFUL WASP

 

wonderdful wasp

slim waists surely swing the most
swinging like the pendulum
they don't even pause for a toast
they provide a rhythm like the fontonfrum
attracting the gaze of men and even their ghosts

but this one was sure not break
going up and down, drawing a map of the bosomtwe lake
then I realised it was fixed and not fake
I nearly smiled

so I stretched my hand to touch
and feel the succulence of the flesh
it was far beyond any of the softest couch
there and then I touched and felt this beautiful wasp

T-DZANIE!